sweatin like a priest in a playground
i will in my fuck
bullin
blue
wake dog
a scollard
bubbling
yerrah
how s she cuttin!
does a bear shit in the woods
buffers
every pounds a prisoner
if i had a bag of dicks i wouldn,t give her one
your one has a face like a bag of chisels
gand
ara
i dont care
spoofer
gatch
beour
gimp
decent mare
horse
head the ball
in fairneeees
whaaaaaaaaaat?
tapping
starkers
den
pulgadáneens
ahhhh thats baguh man
starkers head
hows the bag???
krej
history
baguh
the harp
harping
pookie
pascal chimbonda'd
big bad joe
humpy cunt
i bose
shlag
worped
poshys
slag
die hards
shlag
anchor
dinny tabern
how are things now hi!
grand
amadoun
beaut
lauder
upscuttled
tis dam froshty
feen
boot in the head
huer
clocked
ahaady
hup outa dat
collection
yups in the wagon
makin as much noise as a dunkey eatin carrots
up a fortune
riot
a good stong back
goer
gombeened
anal engineer
sausage factory
sword fighting
taking one for the team
amadán
uphill gardener
lad
classy
putting the slipper in
like a fly on shit
dodecahedroning
bweee!!
crater
flamboosted
gom
oblock
da old
huh
shes fine and tight.
judas
futting
chnist
pooosy
id blow you away with a fart
length
she has a fanny like a badly stuffed kebab
goosed
transmoglified
howld or il give you a clout
call me smelly
f*ck me pink and call me flamingo
plastered
lambasted
hahaady
horse me out a bucket of chips
he followed me like a trailor
knackered
i didnt do nothing
now we show our bottoms
shave a bullock
your wan has a face that would turn milk
quare one
to excercise the elbow
i smell bacon
the pigs
scatter
he'd want to be put down
scratching ones hole
hang sangwhich
buck huueey
hhhmmm hhhmmm
shag it
spiced banana
rough enough
blast it for a story
tar on the face
shake the dew off the lilly
granted
head down
ponkeys
pickey dogs
monkeys
pan you out
hup she boyo
bastat
gawking
obama
squeegies
bucket
the girls
play- acting
septic
bear
oonsas
hit the hay
backways
bang her
reckon
clout
a face like a bull dog chewing wasps
slough
smelly stuff
shup
yup o dat
pole
itela
foxy
pussy-footing
datch cottage
dilly dally
id eat her shit
boloni
id ate a cow between two bread vans
she had a face like a lump of wet turf
she had a face a dogs bollox
sebm
nacko
fookin hill
garsuneen
hunky dorey
you might as well be p**sing into the wind
making as much noise as 10 pigs stuck in a gate
eejit
beering
dunkey
over the bar is the place for it lads
farteen
jayz
up a downpipe
up my arse picking daisies
rod
jesus of nazerath
bejayzus
hen's kick
drinking like van der sar
red raw
full of sh1t like a christmas turkey
ugly as my arsehole
holy mary mother of god
swing off hinges
tits like pancakes
tits on a bull
as the fella said
goosie gandered
teesht
taysht
bound gap
dickey ass
he'd wear the paint off the wall
aha scraw
shcallywag
he wouldnt pull the socks off a dead man
you big ape
ausified
whist
banjaxed
mulucking
scuttered
batoon
fairy
fine ball of steam
dam tastey
silly c**t
nutcase
hulla bulla
like the hind leg of a dog
gligeen
got a slap off the ugly stick
ponse
starved
thick as the ditch
bale that and wrap it in black plastic
ate that scone
put that in your pipe and smoke it
chomping at the bit
ride
overheating like a randy badger
hullaballo
balls
quare
i don't have a bulls notion
pat on the back
up in a heap
like a bomb hit it
willy nilly
ahabu
tashte
shove wesht in the bed
bucharán
as ugly as a pig licking piss off a nettle
mullocker
ploughing
letitintofuck
you'd make hay
fwisht awile
hould
a hospital pass
put the foot through it
a skelp
a shniffter
il get the gun to you
i dont want you carrying the ball, and i dont want you kicking it either
gehohups
get get get get get get get
close continuos coverage without fouling
haydog
keep it country
ghaa ghaa ghaa ghaa ghaa
fwat
thats mah buoy
dragged through a field of briars
buachalán
she got a slap wit de ugly stick
elebm
she walked through the stupid wood and got hit by every branch
a happy camper
solly
you'd want an airplane to catch him
molaire craite
cráite
balún
cruth
sombersault
trapampoline
dole
illuh
hail mary
around the house
a lion of a man
gwan
acting the mickey
malafooshtered
she looks like the back of my sack
flad out
wiu
do be
shtart
ye divils ye
kicked and booted
im not as green as i am cabbage
i hab u
champooonchip
theres hate
fine weather for ducks
on de ball
brilint
heavy day
twill
braze
journo
drobes
holly
shcrew
jew
pa vee
as excited as a dunkey on dunkey derby day
she walks like she has a 20 foot pole stuck up her arse
shank
tight as a bulls arse
scootered
devil's buttermilk
as black as the ace of spades
choclate teapot
shit on a trampoline
piss against the wind
he wudnt b8
he wudnt pull
odd people
datch cottage
you'd swear it was a f**kin arctic truck she was driving
the chop shop
as bent as the kenmare road
a face like a slapped arse
on the lang
as bent as a crowbar
he wouldn't kick snow off a rope
he couldn't punch a hole through a wet paper bag
quare
ur wan
up the sh1tter
stop the lights
sneaky mac sneak
the fertiliser will hit the fan
heifer
tom
pickin up wa im puttin down
spoon
stick up your arse
drive on
bangin
rotten
buckled
mighty
fair play
queen
strain the spuds
flamin
yosh
gat
hang a scheet/skeet
bhurst
beasht
jeashus chrisht
shat
ara
madra rince
soft day
mor - e - ya
swingin with d big dicks
sham
does a priest say mass?
he's some man
doodle dick
all of the time
if u had brains u be dangerous
she stand in a storm
i'll tell you one thing for nothing.
maul on to the fuck
bah
shades
tick
classy bird
oh yur tough
alriii boss
fuck me he's a tank
g'luck so!!!
dangleberries
gwan our dat
gout
can't drink fog
holy show