As rare as rocking horse shit

phr.

Heard in Mayo and Tipperary

Extremely rare or unusual.

In use

The sun is shining all over Ireland...thats as rare as rocking horse sh*t!" "Ts as rare as rocking horse shit

Posh English

The sun is shining all over Ireland, which is quite as scarce as excrement from an equestrian automaton.

Same phrase, other counties