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- U couldn't reverse a soapy finger up ur holeCork
- U have in ur shiteMonaghan
- U indivudual fleeSligo
- U just got ruined!Sligo
- U must tink ur gudlukinMayo
- UberjugsMayo
- Udderin datTipperary
- Ugly as muttonDublin
- Ugly as my arseholeKerry
- Ugly stickTipperary
- Umm jushtCavan
- UmpalumpaMayo
- UmpteenSligo
- Uncle jimCork
- Under the tinOffaly
- UnnaturalSligo
- UnpackingCork
- UnrealCork
- UnrealGalway
- UnrealMayo
- UnrealSligo
- Unreal altogetherTipperary
- Unreal, glory Newtown!Cork
- Up & down like a whoers knickersWexford
- Up - ya - boyoCork
- Up a downpipeKerry
- Up a fortuneKerry
- Up and down/over and back, like a blue arsed fly!Sligo
- Up back of leapCork
- Up da aul bosheenTipperary
- Up da duffLongford
- Up da garden pathLaois
- Up de ballyjamesCavan
- Up down!Down
- Up for a toot?Cork
- Up for the bahCork
- Up for the gushySligo
- Up forridTipperary
- Up her own arseDublin
- Up here for thinking, down there for dancingTipperary
- Up in a boloxOffaly
- Up in a hapeMayo
- Up in a heapKerry
- Up in Nelly's room behind the wallpaperDublin
- Up Jack's hole around the cornerLimerick
- Up me hole picking daisiesWexford
- Up me hole, pickin' daisies!Offaly
- Up my arse picking daisiesKerry
- Up on blocksDublin
- Up on fahys bus izit ya?Sligo
- Up she flewOffaly
- Up she flew and the cock flattened herWicklow
- Up shit creak without a paddleCork
- Up ta her hole in coalTipperary
- Up the ass off daCork
- Up the back ass of nowhereWicklow
- Up the brown eyed boyCork
- Up the ditchTipperary
- Up the duffCork
- Up the duffKilkenny
- Up the duff!Westmeath
- Up the fat woman's arse in Moore StreetDublin
- Up the mayor's hole in CashelTipperary
- Up the middle and down the sidesSligo
- Up the middle, down the centreKilkenny
- Up the poleCork
- Up the poleDublin
- Up the poleWaterford
- Up the RebelsCork
- Up the sh1tterKerry
- Up the soapAntrim
- Up the swaneyCork
- Up the SwissDublin
- Up the ucksCork
- Up the wayTipperary
- Up to me bollixTipperary
- Up to me eyeballsDublin
- Up to me titsDublin
- Up to ninetyKilkenny
- Up ya boyoWexford
- Up your windysAntrim
- Uppinahape, like the man who married the fat womanTipperary
- UppityTipperary
- UpscuttledKerry
- Upside-down neuckMayo
- Upstairs in a bungalowGalway
- Upta no goodTipperary
- Ur a bleedin spoonDublin
- Ur a half eejit half bastardWestmeath
- Ur faceSligo
- Ur guuudMayo
- Ur havin a a laughWaterford
- Ur havin a lafff?Sligo
- Ur mainWestmeath
- Ur moder worked on da boatsSligo
- Ur mothrSligo
- Ur muderWaterford
- Ur sisterDonegal
- Ur some boyCavan
- Ur sum class of a eejitWestmeath
- Ur takenWexford
- Ur wanKerry
- Ur wanMonaghan
- UsDublin
- UsGalway
- Use yourselfDublin
- UsirTipperary
- Utterly butterlyDublin