Clem Wheeze

n.

Heard in Longford

The latest gossip, news, or general state of affairs.

Well what's the clem wheeze since I seen ya last?

Posh English

Well, what is the complete story since I last laid eyes upon you?

Related terms

• Jeer wheezeA euphemistic or rhyming expression for passing wind.
• WheezeTo talk with someone, often in a joking or slagging manner. Can be used in conjunction…
• ClemA thoroughly disagreeable or unpleasant person.
• Clem the beanAn exclamation of dismay or shock at an unfortunate turn of events.
• Clem-a-hollaSomething really bad; a disaster.
• I'll clem youA threat meaning I will kill you or do you serious harm.