Clinker

n.

Heard in Limerick

A tiny piece of excrement stuck to the hairs of the backside.

Clinker stuck to me hole.

Posh English

A small fragment of faecal matter is stubbornly adhering to my posterior.

Related terms

• Will knotsSmall hardened lumps of excrement clinging to the hairs of the backside.
• Arse spiderA tenacious piece of faecal matter that, upon removal, takes several hairs with it.
• DingleberriesLittle balls of excrement that cling to the hairs around one's anus.
• Tenatious winnetA stubborn piece of faeces stuck to the bottom.
• WilnotTiny balls of cotton, mixed with excrement and impossibly entangled in one's bum hair…
• Making as much noise as 10 pigs stuck in a gateTo describe someone that is making a lot of noise.