Dicky Rock
Heard in Waterford
An unearthly rock formation in the shape of an erect penis complete with testicles in the Mahon Valley in the Comeragh Mountain range, pronounced man valley, which is an unfortunate enough coincidence. Legend has it that if you spit on Dicky Rock you will receive the gift of the shag!
Feck de blarney stone boi, I'm going to flem all over Dicky Rock and get the shag of me life tonight!
Bother the Blarney Stone my dear chap, I intend to hock a loofah all over Dicky Rock and secure the romantic triumph of a lifetime tonight!