Dog leaf
Heard in Waterford
Waterford pronunciation for the plant Rumex obtusifolius, commonly known as Broad-leaved Dock or Dock Leaf...
Yer wan stung de hole off herself when she went for a piss in the ditch... Look, de two cheeks of her arse are green from rubbing dog leafs on it to cure the stings...
That lady severely irritated her posterior when she retired to the shrubbery for a spot of relief, and now both cheeks of her bottom are stained verdant from rubbing broad-leaved dock upon the affliction.