Double ghoster
Heard in Dublin
When you wipe your arse and there's no shite on the paper. Then you look down to check and the jacks bowl is empty too...
My nat king cole is in flitters after the ruby murray last night. Just left a double ghoster up in the house of wax though!
My posterior is in tatters after the curry last evening. I have, however, just achieved a doubly unblemished wipe in the water closet!