F*ck me pink and call me flamingo

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Heard in Kerry and Longford

An exclamation of surprise or disbelief upon learning something remarkable.

In use

Pat: "I crashed my new van" Jim: "Well f*ck me pink and call me flamingo"

Posh English

I have unfortunately driven my brand-new delivery vehicle into a stationary obstruction.

FAQ

What does F*ck me pink and call me flamingo mean?

An exclamation of surprise or disbelief upon learning something remarkable.

How do you use F*ck me pink and call me flamingo?

For example: “Pat: "I crashed my new van" Jim: "Well f*ck me pink and call me flamingo"” In Posh English: I have unfortunately driven my brand-new delivery vehicle into a stationary obstruction.