Fermanagh banana

n.

Heard in Mayo

A wild football bulltoe shot that invariably goes miles wide. Legend has it that the technique was perfected in Fermanagh.

In use

Yer man gave it holly and produced a Fermanagh banana, we're steeped!

Posh English

That chap struck it with tremendous force and produced a wildly errant trajectory, we are immensely fortunate!