Get in touch with the Pope

n.

Heard in Wexford

A person who is exceedingly difficult to contact or reach.

In use

Did ya get a howeld of Jimmy after ta fix the roof? Jaysus no, it'd be easier to get a howeld of the Pope himself!

Posh English

Did you manage to contact Jimmy about repairing the roof? Good heavens no, one would have an easier time securing an audience with His Holiness.