Get yer shling
Heard in Sligo
To get with a girl, either to shift or have sexual relations.
Well lad. J'yeh getchyer shling last night?" "Nah, I was fuckin' arseways. Could barely get a kebab, nevermind a bird.
Well old chap, did you manage to secure the company of a young lady last night? No, I was considerably inebriated. I could barely obtain a kebab, never mind female companionship.