Hairy checkbook
Heard in Offaly
Alternative (sexual) method of payment due to lack of funds on the females behalf.
Well, did yer wan up the road pay ya for that auld roof job ya did after? She did! No cash exchaged hands but she paid with the hairy checkbook.
Well, did that lady up the road compensate you for your labours upon her antiquated roof? Indeed she did. No currency changed hands, but she settled the bill through intimate bodily commerce.