Hape

n.

Heard in Offaly, Mayo, Sligo, Galway, Carlow and Roscommon

A heap, pile or untidy stack, often referring to a person having fallen in a disorderly manner.

In use

I went ta kick de fuckin' cat and inded up in a hape on the ground!

Posh English

I attempted to kick the confounded cat and ended up in a heap upon the ground!

Same phrase, other counties