I'd crawl a mile on broken glass to lick the exhaust pipe of the van that takes her dirty knickers to the laundry

exp.

Heard in Limerick

Expression used usually when very drunk to describe a high level of commitment to a savage beor.

In use

That one who works the tills in the shop is a Haunty Beor! I'd crawl a mile on broken glass to lick the exhaust pipe of the van that takes her dirty knickers to the laundry.

Posh English

That young lady working the till in the shop is quite magnificent, and I should crawl a mile on broken shards to inspect her conveyance.