If I had a bag of dicks I wouldn't give her one

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Heard in Kerry

A crude expression indicating that a woman is so unattractive one would not sleep with her under any circumstances.

If I had a bag of dicks I wouldn't give her one.

Posh English

Were one in possession of a sackful of male members, one would not bestow a single specimen upon that particular lady.

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