If you had 2 brains you'd be twice as stupid

phr.

Heard in Cork

A withering putdown directed at someone possessing a profound lack of intelligence.

In use

Look at ye tryin to fix dat shelf, if you had 2 brains you'd be twice as stupid!

Posh English

Look at you attempting to mend that shelf; if you had two brains, you would be twice as stupid!

FAQ

What does If you had 2 brains you'd be twice as stupid mean?

A withering putdown directed at someone possessing a profound lack of intelligence.

How do you use If you had 2 brains you'd be twice as stupid?

For example: “Look at ye tryin to fix dat shelf, if you had 2 brains you'd be twice as stupid!” In Posh English: Look at you attempting to mend that shelf; if you had two brains, you would be twice as stupid!