I've seen better men on top of wedding cakes!

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Heard in Galway

An expression used upon seeing a particularly unattractive male.

In use

I've seen better men on top of wedding cakes!

Posh English

Upon my word I have observed more appealing gentlemen atop wedding cakes.

FAQ

What does I've seen better men on top of wedding cakes! mean?

An expression used upon seeing a particularly unattractive male.

How do you use I've seen better men on top of wedding cakes!?

For example: “I've seen better men on top of wedding cakes!” In Posh English: Upon my word I have observed more appealing gentlemen atop wedding cakes.