Jaunter
Heard in Mayo
A bike, but the word jaunt can be used to describe a ride, or sexual intercourse.
If that gowdger asks me to jaunt I'm gonna open him like a bag a Tayho! I'll give him so many thumps he'll be begging for a kick!
If that uncouth ruffian invites me for intercourse, I shall split him asunder like a container of crisps!