Lick the back of them

v.

Heard in Antrim

To suck on someone's testicles, used dismissively in the manner of "kiss my arse".

In use

Woman will you go to the shop for me" "Man sarcasticly aye lick the back of them

Posh English

Woman: Will you go to the shop for me? Man, sardonically: Certainly, do lick the underside of my gentleman's walnuts.