Puffawind

n.

Heard in Tipperary

Not a breath of wind.

In use

Tiz fierce close Tommy, oh lorda tiz Mick, dares notta a puffawind innid, I'm kild wood dowl chest, godblastid ta hell.

Posh English

It is desperately close Tommy. Oh Lord it is Mick, there is not a breath of wind in it. I am killed with the heat in my chest, God blast it to hell.