Scutter
Heard in Offaly, Mayo, Kilkenny and Galway
Runny excrement, liquid with a large quantity of suspended solids.
I've an awful dose of the scutter today.' or 'Sweet Jaysus, that mortar is like scutter, put more cement into it!
I have a most dreadful case of the runs today, or alternatively, good heavens, that mortar is rather runny, add more cement!