She has nipples you could dial a phone with
Heard in Tipperary
A humorous observation on prominent or erect nipples visible through clothing, typically due to cold.
Do u c yer wan, forget about smugglin peanuts, she has nipples u cud dial a fone wid.
Do you perceive that young lady? Forget any talk of smuggling peanuts, she possesses protuberances one could readily dial a telephone with.