Shit, shower and a shave

exp.

Heard in Wexford

Used when a man is talking about getting ready to go out.

In use

WIFE: "Are you ready yet? HUSBAND: give me two mins to shit shower and shave!"

Posh English

Give me two minutes to relieve myself, bathe, and remove my facial stubble!

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