Strabanistan

n.

Heard in Tyrone

The town of Strabane, Co. Tyrone... that is all.

In use

Hi mucker! aye yoo. Away back dae Strabanistan bayfore a slep yee fir usin' too many big wirdz!

Posh English

Greetings, old companion. You there. Return promptly to Strabane before I strike you for employing such grandiose vocabulary.