A plank

n.

Heard in Westmeath

A person utterly devoid of personality or charisma; dull as a plank of wood.

In use

Yer man is an awful plank altogether.

Posh English

That fellow is an exceptionally tedious person utterly devoid of personality.

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  • Blue wood da cowldExtremely cold.