Axe me bollix
Heard in Waterford and Tipperary
A sarcastic retort instructing someone to pose their question to one's scrotum. The deliberate mispronunciation of 'ask' as 'axe' is essential, lest anyone take it literally and damage the aforementioned anatomy.
Lend you my power implements? Go pose your inquiry to my scrotum, you unspeakable varlet!