De chippur

n.

A fish and chip establishment.

In use

I fell on me face de udder night on de way home from de chippur, an' I et me own eye tinkin' it was a pickled egg...

Let Lawrence Muck translate it to posh English for you
Lawrence Muck

Ah, there you are, you rascal. Would you like me to translate 'De chippur' in use for you?

I fell flat on my face the other night on the way home from the fish and chip shop, and ate my own eye thinking it was a pickled egg.