Top loft

n.

Heard in Wexford

A parental command indicating it is time for bed.

Fuckin top loft for you

Posh English

It is high time you traipsed off to bed.

Related terms

• Top bananaAn excellent person, leader, or top-tier individual.
• Gone in the loftCrazy, mad or completely unhinged.
• LoftTo throw a heavy metal bowl a great distance in traditional road bowling.
• Straws hangin' out of a loftSaid of a very skinny girl wearing a short skirt.
• I've seen better men on top of wedding cakes!An expression used upon seeing a particularly unattractive male.
• The top roadThe road running from Cahir to Mitchelstown.