Hoors melt

n.

Heard in Offaly and Waterford

A tiresome thing that would sorely test ones patience.

In use

That door is a real hoors melt to open

Posh English

That portal is a positive trial to unlatch.

Same phrase, other counties

  • Whore's meltPronounced 'hoors melt', an insult for someone you have a particular dislike for. Also…
  • Break the meltTo try one's patience severely.
  • De hoor a hoorsA woman of exceptionally active sexual habits.
  • A whore's meltSomething that is a complete mess or a unsolvable situation.
  • Break yer meltSomeone you could almost guarantee would let you down and cause you upset and extreme…
  • MeltThe vagina.