How's ur arse for luvbites?

exp.

Heard in Tipperary

An absurdly cheeky or nonsensical greeting hurled at a mate to get a rise out of them.

In use

Well dan boy, how's ur arse for luvbites dis fine evenin?

Posh English

Well done, old chap, how is your posterior holding up for amorous lovebites this fine evening?