Liúdramán
Heard in Kildare
Gaelic for a dim-witted idiot or common as muck eejit. Often shortened to looder. E.g. this might be said about a poor Kildare footballer:
Dat Liúdramán is as thick as the back of me bollox... he couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo... he's about as useful as an arse without a hole!
That fellow is remarkably unintelligent, he would struggle to strike a target with a musical instrument, and is rather like a chocolate teapot.