Muff

n.

Heard in Sligo

Pubic hair; also sexual intercourse.

In use

Awh the muff on her! Bitta Muff! Got muff offa her!

Posh English

Good heavens, the intimate foliage on that young lady. A spot of congress. One secured some congress from her.

  • No muff too tuffThere is no woman I would not have sexual intercourse with.
  • Big muffA particularly bad or unfortunate haircut.
  • Bitta muff lads?A proposal to attempt to secure female company for the night.
  • Wat de muff?!An exclamation of absolute astonishment or disbelief.
  • Gee-hairAn extremely tiny measurement, the width of a woman's pubic hair.
  • Your only a gee hair away!Extremely close, as in a parking manoeuvre measured by the width of a pubic hair.