Oul boy / lass
Heard in Longford
Mother / Father.
I wanted to bring de oul boy to the disco last night but de oul lass wasn't having any of it. When he said she had a heart the size of a wren's bollix it was game over!
I attempted to escort my father to the discotheque last evening, but mater flatly refused. When he remarked that her heart was the dimensions of a wren's testicle, negotiations ceased entirely.