Plastered

v.

Heard in Offaly, Meath, Mayo, Antrim, Wexford, Sligo, Kerry, Cork and Tyrone

Extremely drunk.

In use

I was absolutely plastered at Pat and Mary's weddin', made a show a meself!

Posh English

I was thoroughly inebriated at Patrick and Mary's wedding and made a complete spectacle of myself!

Same phrase, other counties