Squint

v.

Heard in Waterford

To look or glance sideways, often implying a comical degree of ocular misalignment.

In use

I wouldn't say he had a squint, but when he cried the tears flowed down his back boi!

Posh English

I should not call it a squint, but when the fellow wept, the tears made their way down his spine, my boy!