Tear em a new arse

exp.

Heard in Waterford

An instruction to beat an opponent so badly that it results in a colostomy I.e. the making of an artificial anus by physical means.

In use

Never mind that they have fifteen bayshtes on the team... go out there and tear em a new arse!

Posh English

Never mind that they field fifteen beasts upon the team; go out there and furnish them with a freshly constructed posterior!