I wouldn't start from here
Traditional Irish directions for a lost stranger. Helpful in spirit only.
Ballybunion, is it? Well now, if I was goin' to Ballybunion I wouldn't start from here at all.

Shall I translate it into posh English for you, horsebox?
How do you do? Here it is in posh English.
Ballybunion, you say? Well, were I bound for Ballybunion, I should certainly not commence the journey from this spot.
Questions
What does I wouldn't start from here mean in Ireland?
Traditional Irish directions for a lost stranger. Helpful in spirit only.
How do you use I wouldn't start from here in a sentence?
“Ballybunion, is it? Well now, if I was goin' to Ballybunion I wouldn't start from here at all.”
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