Stotious

adj.

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Inebriated to the point where all bodily functions fail to function under normal operational parameters.

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Lawrence Muck

Ah, my favourite reader. Would you like me to translate 'Stotious' in use for you?

I fear he is so inebriated that none of his bodily functions are in working order.

  • Under the tinSafely gathered and stored under the corrugated iron roof of a hayshed.
  • RasheredThe state reached under the influence of hash when one can no longer function properly…
  • Smoke under the showerHas a very large nose.
  • Took de feet from under meTo knock someone over or cause them to fall suddenly.
  • Full as a shuckInebriated to the point of idiotic / delusional / dangerous behaviour often resulting in…
  • Steam boatsExtremely inebriated, to the point of near-total oblivion.