Turty tree and a turd

exp.

Thirty three and a third, the way plenty of Irish people say it, with no th in sight. The classic test of an Irish accent.

In use

What's a hundred divided by tree?" "Turty tree and a turd.

Lawrence Muck's posh English
Lawrence Muck

Shall I translate it into posh English for you, horsebox?

Ah, a guest of distinction! Here it is in posh English.

"What is one hundred divided by three?" "Thirty three and one third."

Questions

What does turty tree and a turd mean in Ireland?

Thirty three and a third, the way plenty of Irish people say it, with no th in sight. The classic test of an Irish accent.

How do you use turty tree and a turd in a sentence?

“What's a hundred divided by tree?" "Turty tree and a turd.”

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