Turty tree and a turd
Thirty three and a third, the way plenty of Irish people say it, with no th in sight. The classic test of an Irish accent.

Shall I translate it into posh English for you, horsebox?
Ah, a guest of distinction! Here it is in posh English.
"What is one hundred divided by three?" "Thirty three and one third."
Questions
What does turty tree and a turd mean in Ireland?
Thirty three and a third, the way plenty of Irish people say it, with no th in sight. The classic test of an Irish accent.
How do you use turty tree and a turd in a sentence?
“What's a hundred divided by tree?" "Turty tree and a turd.”
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