Shove it up your bollocks
A colourful way of telling someone what they can do with their offer, their opinion, or their World Cup. Same family as "up yours" and "stick it up your arse", only the destination is more ambitious. Roy Keane made it famous in Saipan in 2002, when he told Mick McCarthy he could stick it up his bollocks. These days you'll mostly hear shove rather than stick, which is near enough and easier to roar across a dressing room.
Heard in Cork
Also spelt Stick it up your bollocks
In use Ya want me to carry that 20kg bag of coal up 9 flights of stairs? Shove it up yer bollocks ya langer!
Shall I translate it into posh English for you, skin?
Hello! I've polished my vowels for you. Here it is in posh English.
Would you be so kind as to convey that twenty-kilogram sack of coal up nine flights of stairs? Kindly insert that request into your testicles, you bounder!
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