Ask yer sister!
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The only effective retort to an insult of one's matriarchal parentage.
Johnny: "Is yer mudder workin' down de docks again tonight boy?" Mikey: "Ask yer sister!"

Ahoy there. Nautical, I know. Would you like me to translate 'Ask yer sister!' in use for you?
'Is your mother working down at the docks again this evening, old boy?' 'Do enquire of your sister!'
Any good?