Blaar shaar

n.

Heard in Dublin

An overweight woman.

In use

Did ye get the ride last night?" "' Yeah man, got with some blaar shaar moth. My arse was nearly touchin the lightbulb, I was up that high

Posh English

Did you manage to secure a romantic encounter last night? Yes, I became intimately acquainted with a rather large lady. My posterior was almost brushing the light fitting, I was positioned so high.