Confusicus' law

n.

Heard in Dublin

The state in which everything proceeds favourably or according to plan.

In use

You got the job? Well done! Confusicus' Law helped you out.

Posh English

You secured the position? Splendid. Everything has gone most favourably for you.

  • A law unto himselfA person who behaves as though the usual rules and laws do not apply to him.
  • The lawThe Garda Siochana; the police.
  • Bob is your uncleEverything will proceed smoothly and according to plan thereafter.
  • State a yaaYou look unwell or in a bad state.
  • Bluke itTo leave somewhere in a hurry, often while being chased by a law-enforcing body.
  • Holy hourThe time in the middle of the day when pubs in Cork had to remain shut, by law. It…