Cuckie

n.

A single unit of faecal matter excreted and ejected out of the body, can be referred to as cuckies in the plural. As Gaeilge, cocaí.

In use

I did me pooly out me cuckie pipe on holidays and I came back like a dried prune!

Let Lawrence Muck translate it to posh English for you
Lawrence Muck

Ah, a guest of distinction! Would you like me to translate 'Cuckie' in use for you?

I relieved myself through my posterior pipe on holiday and returned looking like a dried prune!