Cuckie
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A single unit of faecal matter excreted and ejected out of the body, can be referred to as cuckies in the plural. As Gaeilge, cocaí.
I did me pooly out me cuckie pipe on holidays and I came back like a dried prune!

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I relieved myself through my posterior pipe on holiday and returned looking like a dried prune!
Any good?