Dog twood bite ya

phr.

Heard in Tipperary

So obvious it is right in front of you.

In use

Can't find dat hommer daddy, dare tis Andy right under yer nose, if twas a dog twood bite ya.

Posh English

I cannot locate that hammer, Daddy. There it is right under your nose. If it were a ferocious hound it would have bitten you.