Dry balls

n.

Heard in Meath

A person that is socially unexciting. With a person such as this, one would rather commit seppuko(Hari-Kari) than converse with them.

You'd swear dat chap had a towel permanently wrapped around his bollix, he's such a dry balls!

Posh English

You would wager that fellow had a hand towel permanently secured about his nether regions, such is his utter lack of vivacity.

Related terms

• As dry as a shite in the desert!Extremely dry.
• Dry as a nuns fannyExtremely dry, especially of a mouth or throat.
• Dry the shit in a dogA bitterly cold, dry wind.
• I'll hit ya such a headbutt in da balls i'l break ur noseA threat of extreme violence, often humorous in its absurdity.
• Balls a flowerA description of new potatoes that are floury and dry.
• Not a balls notionTo have not a balls notion is to be entirely without any idea or clue about something.