Et

v.

The act of ingestion, past tense.

In use

I et a fayde o' blaas for me lunch so I cuddent ayte me dinner, so' den me mudder et de feckin' head offa me.

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Lawrence Muck

How delightful. A new face. Would you like me to translate 'Et' in use for you?

I ate a vast quantity of blaas for luncheon, so I could not eat my dinner, and then my mother devoured me alive.