Gee eyed

n.

Heard in Galway and Clare

A condition of drunkiness where the eyes of the inebriated party resemble due to excessive squinting the genital fleshy folds of the female labia. Also: As drunk as a student!

In use

Blind drunk I was, gee-eyed, didn't know where I was!" "Don't mind yer man, he's gee eyed

Posh English

I was utterly intoxicated, squinting so severely I had lost all comprehension of my location.