Hay foot straw foot

phr.

Heard in Mayo

Renound shade marching drill for new recruits where the sergent instructs a bale of hay to be tied to the left foot and a bale of straw to the right foot cause they are so thick that they don't even know their left from their right!

In use

Attention...March...Hay Foot, Straw Foot, Hay Foot, Straw Foot, Hay Foot, Straw Foot...

Posh English

Stand to attention! Advance! Left hoof hay, right hoof straw, and repeat, gentlemen, ad infinitum.